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6:19pm 12-06-2021
Yodel Lonic
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> Enemy is immune to FAX damage!
3:02am 12-06-2021
Ronic
HELL YEAH FUCK THEM HACKERS!! *glimpse u*
12:14am 12-06-2021
Yodel Lonic
I fixed the guest book with fax powers
2:00pm 07-31-2021
Potato
spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud spud
11:11am 07-30-2021
DeepSeaSqueeze
I had a gay old time at the official Lonic website! It's amazing what the Internet has become in this wonderful year of our Lord 1998!
I hope Lonic makes it into the new game Pop'n Music!
4:16pm 07-27-2021
Loyal reader
My eyes have been blessed. This story is just so beautiful, I laughed, I cried, and it was just so heartfelt. 10/10 will read again
9:02am 03-24-2021
Big Yellow Egg
I shall consume your flesh
3:20pm 02-17-2021
Neko
Lonic isn’t even that good at mahjong
11:22pm 02-01-2021
truelanicfan1234
BRING BAK HET OLD MUSICZZZZZ!!!! YOU HAVE NO BALLS JEREMY, RAP SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!! BRING BAK THE GUD POKEMANZ MUSIC YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!! >(( FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SH!TTY MUSICZ FJIJ IEJFJIAKODJIFAHAUIHFJFJOIA!!!!!
12:31pm 02-01-2021
icarly from icarly
omg love lonic!! would you like to be on our webshow?
12:04pm 02-01-2021
Stray Cat
When life gives you lemons, there's only one thing to do.
Die.
Life obviously dislikes you and has gifted you citrus to signal your time on this god forsaken rock is up. You might as well just get it over with now. We all die eventually.
11:55am 02-01-2021
CamCamtehCamsta
Nice music, what's the music link (even the limewire link would work )
9:23am 02-01-2021
The Duck
The people running that Step Mania Projekt Blue cab are a bunch of weird ass-freaks, what the hell have you done to my retinas?

3:47am 02-01-2021
Some guy
What the hell? I just wanted cat videos. Now I'm mentally scarred and all I can think about is gay hedgehog stories.
3:19am 02-01-2021
Jeremy
Love the site. Best ever. Lonic is rule.
I'm gonna teach you how to make 1 million dollar. when you you hear, you be like what the hell. so simple could have followed them myself
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